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[The point is for it to hurt. At least she won't stab him with the knife.]

Yeah yeah. Better make the talk a good one.

[By now Velvet can make mabo curry without a taste tester.]

Bring enough for the crew.

[As long as it's not the face. Or anywhere below the belt. ...Or on the belt.]

Yeah, great idea! Can really pull out the good drinks if we the crew around.

[Clearly he's already had one too many. To be fair, he had already been drinking in order to dress in drag earlier. And then he just kind of got in his drinking kick while having some valid excuses as support.]

Gonna be a big ol' party on the Van Airtia! With fireworks!!

[Velvet stop him.]

[So everywhere is good? Good.]

I would have thought you would prefer to keep the good drinks for yourself.

[She did hear him and Dyle talking about something like that once. Oh no, Velvet is putting a stop to that.]

You'll do no such thing. Drunkards are not allowed to play with fire. I won't have my ship burning down because you idiots thought it was a good idea.

[No fireworks on the wooden ship.]

Iiii can make exceptions—I'm not that selfish.

[Said in an over-exaggerated way. And wow Velvet.]

But awwwww come on, Velvet! It'll be a blast!

Hehe, get it? Blast? Fireworks?

Sure, sure.

[Said in a placating way, you drunkard.]

I get it. You still can't bring fireworks on the ship.

But it'll be...so great.....

[Does he sound sleepy? Does it sound like he might fall asleep and/or pass out? Because yep that is definitely happening, the connection between them starting to lose focus and actually seeming to "pop" in and out.]

Do it on someone else's ship. When we're trying to get away from them.

[Wouldn't that be better? Great, a conversation with a half-asleep daemon - just what she always wanted.

HOPE HE'S READY TO GET STEPPED ON.]

OoooOoOoOh, that's! A...a...a reeeeeeealllllyyy good idea! I'll have to be shure to tell the whatshisface about... ...What was it again?

[Now he really is super sleepy and drunk now.

IS SHE REALLY GOING TO OH MY GOD]

I don't know, just go to sleep already, idiot.

[Her tone isn't even angry, just tired. It's amazing he lasted this long.

SHE DOESN'T MAKE IDLE THREATS even in action spam.]

Mmmm sleep shoundz...zzz......

[Cue the mental snoring.]

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w o w my inbox is gonna suffer because of you, I can tell

just imagine if i played magilou instead 8D

ten times worse, I'm sure. also have a tag bomb

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I see how it is.

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